一隻蛇與一 隻兔子,在森林中的叉路相 撞,兩人爭 吵一陣後竟發現,彼此都是個瞎 子,便惺惺相惜了起來。
蛇泣道:「我從小 就沒了父母,連水中 的 倒影也看不見,到現在我還不曉得我是什麼動物。」 「我也是耶!」兔 子也感傷的說:「我也不知道自 己長什麼樣子.....」 一陣長談,蛇想出 了一個點子,它向兔子道:「我想到了,我們彼此觸摸對方,告訴對方是什麼動物好嗎?」 兔子興奮的大叫 :「好啊!好啊!好啊,我終於可以知道我是什麼動物了!」 蛇說:「我先來!」 接著他便把小白兔 捲起來...... 「嗯!你有溫暖的身體,毛茸茸的身子,長長大大的耳朵,尖尖的鼻子,健壯的後腿,還有一小條尾巴,末端還附一個小毛球....」 「我知道了!」蛇高興的大喊:「你是隻小白兔!」 知道身世的兔子大喜:「該我了,該我了!」 便蹦蹦跳跳到了蛇的身邊,開始用鼻子觸摸....「嗯? 哇!你是個冷血動物,臉皮跟身子皮都很厚,還有黏黏噁心的外表。 嘖嘖!有長長可以到處鑽的身體,但是竟然沒有肩膀......... 哇靠!頭小小的沒什麼腦袋,嘴巴竟是全身最大的器官...... 天啊!嘴巴裡有毒牙! 他奶奶的!還有分叉的舌頭!」 兔子突然大怒跳開 : "你是立法委員 ! " Discounts
Keep this list - - - Dunkin Donuts gives free coffee to people over 55 . If you're paying for a cup every day, you might want to start getting it for FREE. YOU must ASK for your discount ! Arby's: 10% off ( 55 +) Ben & Jerry's: 10% off (60+) Bennigan's: discount varies by location (60+) Bob's Big Boy: discount varies by location (60+) Boston Market: 10% off (65+) Burger King: 10% off (60+) Chick-Fil-A: 10% off or free small drink or coffee ( 55+) Chili's: 10% off ( 55+) CiCi's Pizza: 10% off (60+) Denny's: 10% off, 20% off for AARP members ( 55 +) Dunkin' Donuts: 10% off or free coffee ( 55+) Einstein's Bagels: 10% off baker's dozen of bagels (60+) Fuddrucker's: 10% off any senior platter ( 55+) Gatti's Pizza: 10% off (60+) Golden Corral: 10% off (60+) Hardee's: $0.33 beverages everyday (65+) IHOP: 10% off ( 55+) Jack in the Box: up to 20% off ( 55+) KFC: free small drink with any meal ( 55+) Krispy Kreme: 10% off ( 50+) Long John Silver's: various discounts at locations ( 55+) McDonald's: discounts on coffee everyday ( 55+) Mrs. Fields: 10% off at participating locations (60+) Shoney's: 10% off Sonic: 10% off or free beverage (60+) Steak 'n Shake: 10% off every Monday & Tuesday ( 50+) Subway: 10% off (60+) Sweet Tomatoes: 10% off (62+) Taco Bell : 5% off; free beverages for seniors (65+) TCBY: 10% off ( 55+) Tea Room Cafe: 10% off ( 50+) Village Inn: 10% off (60+) Waffle House: 10% off every Monday (60+)Wendy's: 10% off ( 55 +) White Castle: 10% off (62+) This is for me ... if I ever see one again. RETAIL & APPAREL : Banana Republic: 30% off ( 50 +) Bealls: 20% off first Tuesday of each month ( 50 +) Belk's: 15% off first Tuesday of every month ( 55 +) Big Lots: 30% off Bon-Ton Department Stores: 15% off on senior discount days ( 55 +) C.J. Banks: 10% off every Wednesday (50+) Clarks : 10% off (62+) Dress Barn: 20% off ( 55+) Goodwill: 10% off one day a week (date varies by location) Hallmark: 10% off one day a week (date varies by location) Kmart: 40% off (Wednesdays only) ( 50+) Kohl's: 15% off (60+) Modell's Sporting Goods: 30% offRite Aid: 10% off on Tuesdays & 10% off prescriptionsRoss Stores: 10% off every Tuesday ( 55+) The Salvation Army Thrift Stores: up to 50% off ( 55+) Stein Mart: 20% off red dot/clearance items first Monday of every month ( 55 +) GROCERY : Albertson's: 10% off first Wednesday of each month ( 55 +) American Discount Stores: 10% off every Monday ( 50 +) Compare Foods Supermarket: 10% off every Wednesday (60+) DeCicco Family Markets: 5% off every Wednesday (60+) Food Lion: 60% off every Monday (60+) Fry's Supermarket: free Fry's VIP Club Membership & 10% off every Monday ( 55 +) Great Valu Food Store: 5% off every Tuesday (60+) Gristedes Supermarket: 10% off every Tuesday (60+) Harris Teeter: 5% off every Tuesday (60+)Hy-Vee: 5% off one day a week (date varies by location) Kroger: 10% off (date varies by location) Morton Williams Supermarket: 5% off every Tuesday (60+) The Plant Shed: 10% off every Tuesday ( 50 +) Publix: 15% off every Wednesday ( 55 +) Rogers Marketplace: 5% off every Thursday (60+) Uncle Guiseppe's Marketplace: 15% off (62+) TRAVEL :Airlines: Alaska Airlines: 50% off (65+) American Airlines: various discounts for 50% off non-peak periods (Tuesdays - Thursdays) (62+)and up (call before booking for discount) Continental Airlines: no initiation fee for Continental Presidents Club & special fares for select destinations Southwest Airlines: various discounts for ages 65 and up (call before booking for discount) United Airlines: various discounts for ages 65 and up (call before booking for discount) U.S. Airways: various discounts for ages 65 and up (call before booking for discount) Rail: Amtrak: 15% off (62+) Bus: Greyhound: 15% off (62+)Trailways Transportation System: various discounts for ages 50+ Car Rental: Alamo Car Rental: up to 25% off for AARP members Avis: up to 25% off for AARP members Budget Rental Cars: 40% off; up to 50% off for AARP members ( 50+) Dollar Rent-A-Car: 10% off ( 50+) Enterprise Rent-A-Car: 5% off for AARP members Hertz: up to 25% off for AARP members National Rent-A-Car: up to 30% off for AARP members Overnight Accommodations: Holiday Inn: 20-40% off depending on location (62+) Best Western: 40% off (55+) Cambria Suites: 20%-30% off (60+) Waldorf Astoria - NYC $5,000 off nightly rate for Presidential Suite (55 +) Clarion Motels: 20%-30% off (60+) Comfort Inn: 20%-30% off (60+) Comfort Suites: 20%-30% off (60+) Econo Lodge: 40% off (60+) Hampton Inns & Suites: 40% off when booked 72 hours in advance Hyatt Hotels: 25%-50% off (62+) InterContinental Hotels Group: various discounts at all hotels (65+) Mainstay Suites: 10% off with Mature Traveler's Discount (50+); 20%-30% off (60+) Marriott Hotels: 25% off (62+)Motel 6: Stay Free Sunday nights (60+) Myrtle Beach Resort: 30% off ( 55 +)Quality Inn: 40%-50% off (60+) Rodeway Inn: 20%-30% off (60+)Sleep Inn: 40% off (60+) ACTIVITIES & ENTERTAINMENT : AMC Theaters: up to 30% off ( 55 +) Bally Total Fitness: $100 off memberships (62+) Busch Gardens Tampa, FL: $13 off one-day tickets ( 50 +) Carmike Cinemas: 35% off (65+) Cinemark/Century Theaters: up to 35% off Massage Envy - NYC 20% off all "Happy Endings" (62 +) U.S. National Parks: $10 lifetime pass; 50% off additional services including camping (62+) Regal Cinemas: 50% off Ripley's Believe it or Not: @ off one-day ticket ( 55 +) SeaWorld, Orlando , FL : $3 off one-day tickets ( 50 +) CELL PHONE DISCOUNTS :AT&T: Special Senior Nation 200 Plan $19.99/month (65+) Jitterbug: $10/month cell phone service ( 50 +) Verizon Wireless: Verizon Nationwide 65 Plus Plan $29.99/month (65+). MISCELLANEOUS:Great Clips: $8 off hair cuts (60+) Supercuts: $8 off haircuts (60+) 美國老牌女歌手佩 蒂.佩吉1日過世,享年85歲。以演唱《田納西華 爾滋》(The Tennessee Waltz)等 經典老歌聞名於世的美國老牌女 歌手Patti Page,一日 晚間在南加州一間療養院去世, 享年85歲。 Patti Page是50年 代全世界唱片銷量最高的女歌! 手,在67年 的職業歌唱生涯中累積的專輯銷 量已破1億 張。中低音優美純厚,經典名曲Tennessee Waltz在流 行排行榜上停留超過30星 期,有千萬張的銷售量,這首歌 也是史上第三暢銷單曲。除了1950年 的暢銷金曲Tennessee Waltz以 外,還包括 Changing Partners、I Went to Your Wedding、 以及Hush,Hush, Sweet Charlotte等。1960年 代,披頭崛起,她的歌曲風格從 此不再成為主流。 Patti Page 1999年以專輯「Live at Carnegie Hall:The 50th Anniversary Concert」 贏得在她進入歌壇50年 後第一座葛萊美獎。並將在2月 獲頒葛萊美終身成就獎,她原本 期! 盼能親自出席領 獎。 《施氏食獅 史》是一篇由趙元任
所寫的設限 文章。全文共九十一字(連標題九十六字),每字的國語發音都 是 shi 。 《施氏食獅史》這篇短文都能看懂,可是如果你讀給別 人聽,他是無論如何也 聽不懂的! 《施氏食獅 史》 石室詩士施 氏,嗜獅,誓食十獅。 施氏時 時適市視獅。 十時,適十獅適 市。是時,適施氏適市。 氏視是 十獅,恃矢勢,使是十獅逝世。 氏拾是十獅屍,適石室。 石室濕,氏使侍拭石室。 石室拭,氏始試食是十獅。 食時,始識是十獅,實十石獅屍。試釋是事。 注意︰只用 一個發音來敘述一件事,除了中 文,怕是再無其他語言能做到 了。 |
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